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  Posted by Tuesday, June 05, 2007 11:10 PM with 0 notes | add more notes
was asked to post. but i seriously dunno wad to post ! at least i did write something. so that i wont dissapoint my BIG BIG FAN, EUNICE. hahas. theres a joke, was an email. Phua Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius. Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable ? PCK: Aiya, ah boy, enjoyable becaws , same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah! Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men? PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right? Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get rape? PCK: Aiya! Say, you walk along the load ,den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah. Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? PCK: Oy! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blain. Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love? PCK: Ehhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlightor not? Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? PCK: Oy! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siow ah! Use your blain,use your blain. Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private? PCK: Ah boyy, use your blain ,use your blainnn .You go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class is it? Stupid lah! Aloy: Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good! PCK: Aiyah, best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah! funny?  |
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